Always try to become 'facebook friends' with every single person on your course
and then constantly contact them all about 'all going out somewhere'. Do this several times a day to ensure maximum popularity. Referring to the group as 'guys' is also strongly advised.

Sample message:
'Hi guys!!!!! Just trying to get a mad-style posse together for some serious drinking down the SU bar next Thursday???? It's 'student comedy nite' which should be a real laugh!!! Who's with me???? I'm only as old as the woman I feel - Jenny, I'm looking at you here!!!!!!! Just joking!!!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's like you wrote Skins and Fresh Meat all on your own.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

You forgot to include Hollyoaks.
I fucking loathe that programme.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)