i'm clicking 'like' on all the posts on off topic
in the hope that soemone will have clicked at least 1 other post so that something will get on the popular page
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Good lad Q
I think it would be quite something to know you in private life
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

thanks TH
i've done this thread and the whole of the last two, must keep up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

did the thread before that too now
it was a biggee
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I just did it as well. hopefully it'll work.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

cool, thanks psychochomp
i've now clicked every post in today's threads

hopefully we'll all stop posting now, i don't want to keep that up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I'm top of the popular page now Whooooooop

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
crafty git
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

unlike everything else today
it's like a morgue on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i was gonna ask you for some legal advice swipe
you up for some litigation?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

try me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

having ice cream, just a bloody minute

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

right, ok take a look a the following agreement
and let me know whether you think any reversal of the agreement is implied in the text, i.e. should participant A renege on their end of the deal he will have to perform said task for participant B, rather than B doing it to A as expressly written;

agreement made between Malcolm **** and Quentin **** made on Weds 15/1/12 at 17:15pm

Should Malcolm **** win the National Lottery/Euro Millions jackpot (all 6 balls) on either a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday, then Quentin will be liable to rim his anus and push his tongue inside of the rectum as far as it may possibly go for a minimum time of ten minutes.

Signed

Quentin

Malcolm

2 x Witnesses

So what do you reckon? any recourse, could I turn this back on him? He's giving up on the idea that he might win the lottery already.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i think it's absolutely watertight
however, i think you should stop denying yourself, scrap the lottery fiction, and just go down on his ass, boy.

you know you want to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i most certainly do
but I WANT to be able to force him to rim my bum too
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

oh
then what you have drafted will not get you your desire.

i suggest tearing it up and getting him drunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

hmm, might have to do the getting him drunk bit and re-sign an amendment

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

commercial, practical solutions from swipe llp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)

*tries*
err...like parma violets
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)