Alright Battered,
My old local is closing down tonight, I should probably go for a pint, but its been shit for years, and I only go in there out of thinly veiled nostalgia.

I like freefair, the boy isn't right, but there is a confidence in him, born from his naivety that I would like to watch being crushed as he realises everything he believes is wrong and he's a wet litle prick.

Altalt: smashing your mums back doors in.

Altaltalt, not a huge fan of spicy foods.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright, Pigso?
How did your gig go at the weekend?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:00, Reply)

it was fucking terrible.
Didn't get a soundcheck, no monitors on stage, appaling drumkit, feedback to buggery.
We got through it, but it wasn't fun, couldn't hear the guitarist or the singer from where I was standing, I'm not even sure our keyboard player bothered to play, they put her right by my bass rig, I doubt she could hear fucking anything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I feel your pain.
I take it this is your own material you are flogging then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:09, Reply)

yup,
It was for charity, so I didn't kick up a fuss, but seriously, the soundman was a fucking joke.
Got another one lined up for a couple of weeks. It was a bit disheartening as it was our first time out with a new singer, and she was nervous anyway, this is only going to rock her confidence more, and she has such a great voice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

How can you not like spicy foods? This does not compute.
You should pop in for a quick pint at your old local.

My mother's STD's would make you extremely angry. They made me feel like that. Bitch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Obviously a raging gayer, Batts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I like a bit of spice on things if it adds to a dish,
But not really, I might chop a light chilli through some mincemeat in my burgers, or a bit on squid to give it a punch, but I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of the burny mouth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Homo

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:07, Reply)

That's what I said.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I was merely validating your opinion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)

*feels validated*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)

* winks *
* cooks supper and fucks off *

TTFuckingN
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)

call me a home again,
And I might have a strop.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)