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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This assumes levels of logic that I simply do not possess (
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:36,
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Many's the time I have found myself starting to watch a film on commercial TVthen after ten minutes thought "Hang on, I've got the DVD, I can watch this any fucking time I want," and going off and having a wank instead.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:39,
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if you get one of those fancy boxes that record live tv, Set it to record, turn over to babestation for a bit, have wank, flick back, go to where you started recording, and if you've had one of those fancy long wanks, you should have accrued enough time to fast forward through the adverts. Whole enterprise complete without ever getting off the sofa, and you get to stay up late.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:53,
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