Monty at the Treasury, obviously
Battered at the Home Office, everyone would be treated like shit and told that they should eat at restaurants they could never afford
Rory as PM to start a few fights
Swipey as Education Secretary, "Stop rioting and just fucking work harder you hippy cunts" to be popular pre-election advertisement
I'd be at the Foreign Office setting myself up with a cushy job overseas so I can watch the country gradually collapse in on itself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being foreign secretary, I'd decalre war on Belgium. I don't like Belgium.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

They have already pre-emptively surrendered just in case

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)