Also
b3tans are shit at booze, I know this for a fact. Myself excluded obv.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm good at booze upto a point, at which point it all goes down hill very suddenly and rapidly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I'm superb at booze you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Agreed
My stomach rejects booze before my head feels sufficiently drunk to consider it a good night, a fact that I always remember before my first pint and forget after my fifth.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

In fairness, you are a fucking woofter though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I like to think that my inability to hold serious amounts of ale
is karmic payback for my good looks and winning personality. Did I tell you about the time a woman stopped me to tell me how hot I was? I'm wearing a very nice shirt from the Paul Smith children's range. Och aye the noo, haggis.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Oh Plumsie, you Bri'ass cretin!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Drink quicker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

er +lime
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Nice one, WOMES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)