as are vitamins, i see

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Vitamins are always of secondary concern.
I need protein to replenish my manwhore/sock-wanking jizz banks.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

this would be a sound jizz argument
if it weren't for the chronic lack of protein in doughnuts, crisps and chocolate...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Stop distracting me with details, woman.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

says the woman currently surviving on Evian.
Oh, sorry, I've got to go, my irony-o-meter is completely fucking jammed up with spoons for some reason.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i'll jam you with spoons if you aren't lovely to me as normal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

yeah, well, doing silly woo diets then, woman.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

is this missing a verb like "quit" or "stop"?
otherwise i don't get it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Well spotted.
It's actually a random series of words due to me having been at work for just over 55 hours this week already and it's not even lunchtime on friday yet.

And several of those hours yesterday seemed to involved assisting an armed response team in the location and detaining of one of our students within the building. Which was fun.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

blimey, what on earth had he/she/it done?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

apparently threatened to shoot someone.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
mccolumbine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I believe he means for you to replace the phrase "surviving on Evian"
with the phrase "doing silly woo diets".

HTH! HAND!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I'm quite the parser
my rates are very reasonable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i see your interpretation
but i choose to reject it, ner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

To be fair, it's not that much lovelier than the original

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Was that the 5 Kilospoon model you got off eBay?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

yeah, I knew I shouldn't have been such a cheapskate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)