Three cave women were walking in the forrest one day when they came up to a cave.
"I'm really really horny" said the first one, "I wish there was a spoon I can masturabte with". And there, in the cave, was a golden spoon that would be perfect to shove up one's self.

The first one runs and goes up to the spoon, when suddenly she he's a voice "WooooOOOOoooo, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out.

The second doesn't beleive her, so she goes up to the spoon, "Woooo0o0o0o0ooooohhh, I am the poon that guards the spoon", so she runs out to the third one to relay the story.

The third one then runs into the cave, quickly picks up the golden penis shapped spoon, and shoves it up her fanny before the ghost could say anything, when suddenly she feels an itch.

"Woooo00000oooo, I am the spoon that guards the poon. I warned you once, I warned you twice, I had thrush, and now you've got it for life".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

for srs bro, just have a wank.

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