I think, now, i might be wrong, but Quentin fucked chompy's mrs, and then told swipey,
who fucked chompy, and then q fucked swipe, and then monty gave them all some drugs, that got nicked by kroney, who then flounced off after calling swipeys boyfriend a stripper, and some fella called bert was the mastermind of the whole thing, and something to do with batshitmentalist and baically all the bashes are actually some sort of swingers party organised by a man who dresses in steampunk and can't ride a bicycle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds pretty normal to me

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

alright alan.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

A-FUCKING-HAAAAAAA

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

you know for ages I thought monty and bert were the same person

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

They are clever buggers,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

they'll be able to use door handles soon
clever girls
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

WP you are an asset to this place. An asset.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)