In 1994,
two of the spice girls (to this day no in is quite sure which) released an album called Dummy. They had invented a back story for a band called Portishead, and the album was a subversive joke, tying to show how terrible the future of music was, that all the future heralded outside of pop music was a dreary mix of hip hop and psychadelia. Their plan backfired spectacularly, and musicians were drafted in to become the portishead you know. Portishead is a lie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tortoisehead more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

hahahaha, yeah, lolololol,
wait, I don't get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I've heard this before, actually.
Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' told me that one night when we were round that bird from Technotronic's. She lives in a converted chapel near Lincoln and has the largest privately-owned alpaca farm outside Peru, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

sometimes i wonder if all those drugs have had an effect on your mental state,
but then i read a post like this, and I feel at ease.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I used to know the drummer's son.
He also played drums.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

In an interesting aside
I find Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' quite attractive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

he has a wobbly face
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00461/DATED__3__461072a.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

YOU'VE got a wobbly face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I, on the other have, have got a luvverly buncha coconuts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Also
he's very cute here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGqE9ZqQzTU&feature=relmfu - about four and a half minutes in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

i'm not watching that shite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

if this is going to be racist, then i don't want to hear it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

THE SPICE GIRLS!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Shep, Charlie, Biscuit, Rover and SR71

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Alt punchline: A REALLY SHIT ZOO

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)