The title is misleading really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I don't think that works as an excuse in a dismissal tribunal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

if you clicked on it and quickly closed it
and deleted any email it came in, you'd probably be ok.

however, spending the afternoon wanking like a safari park chimp on judgment day would not do you any favours.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

even if the wanking was coincidental?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

is there ever such a thing as coincidental wanking?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)