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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Whilst casually leaning on an onyx and marble Luis Vitton fisting plinth.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:52,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You sicko.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:57,
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Damn right
think of all the baby onyx that have died just to donate their skins to such a pointless piece of furniture.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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I can't fully picture what that looks like
but I'm still LOLling.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:04,
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Yet again the Internet provides the answer.
Is there anything it can't do?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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That's just the ticket
Much obliged.
*adds to shopping list*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:08,
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That's so funny, there's one of those in the common room...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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