Alt: the Wehrmacht

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is utter waffle

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Not only is this not your best, but with the exception of Vag I don't think it would be anyone's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

What's not my vest?
I'm not following you here chum
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Your mum would follow a can of chum.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

How come?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

By thinking of someone else, when I'm banging her.
Otherwise, it's 'Acorn Antiques' for me IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

She likes dog food.
Cause she's a dog. Or possibly Mad Max in Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, in which he eats a tin of "Dinki Di" dog food.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Or possibly a shark
although I don't think sharks like chum in cans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

That would be ridiculous Mighters.
Read back your suggestion and think about it. I mean FFS. It's DOG food not shark food you knob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)

THere are many reasons to consider mighters a tosser of the highest order
and this is just the latest.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I hope this isn't terrible bullying, Al.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Looks like pretty good bullying from where I'm sitting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

In fact it's some of the best bullying around at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Steady on, it's mid-table at best.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I think it's only good bullying if I have a breakdown or call the mods
and then spend years in therapy, and blame all of my life's failures on the fact that I basically wasn't capable of dealing with other kids at school.

I think that's how it works, anyway,
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

What're you waiting for then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Probably some better bullying.
Or perhaps some life-changing event that I can link to al's bullying, and subconsciously blame him for.

Or I could be waiting for some 1st year lecture notes to finish printing. It's difficult to know these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Yeah maybe you could feed some dog food to a fucking shark while you're waiting, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I don't suppose they're that picky.
They'll eat Saffers, after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

They are like Captain Placid in that they have to feel that their time is adequately compensated
because they are fucking spastics.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I'm starting to think he's worse than Mighters
and I never thought I'd say that about anyone other than Vag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

It's also good bullying if I make an animated gif about you, or your other half.
It's even better if I send a link to the gif to your other half.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

that would, indeed, be good bullying.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I concur.
I was just expanding the options. a bit like his mum.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Yeah nice backpedalling 'shark food boy'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)