I heard that a man once lost an arm in there and six years later it crawled out again, just an arm with a floppy mouth and eyeball balanced on the still bleeding stump, whining, mewling, kill me, kill me now

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I heard it smells like Billingsgate fish market
three weeks into a powercut during the hottest summer since '76
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I heard if you put your tongue to the end of her 12 inch gargling clit
It leaps off her body and burrows into you, impregnating you with a million janet babies. When you ripen and burst a year later, they will scurry out and infest the nearest Levellers gig in search of new prey
( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)