Approximate centre of the country = Coventry
I think the bash should be here in my home town.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:04, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Coventry Meriden

Although, I'm not sure that is true either. EDIT - It's not: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meriden,_West_Midlands#Traditional_centre_of_England
Also, this is only for England, not the whole of Britain.
If you're not careful you'll get non-British people, like Plumdozer, complaining.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Should be Lancashire on that basis
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_points_of_the_United_Kingdom
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I would be more likely to attend a fucking Brisbane bash that that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

You'll never get into twang club with that attitude.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

First rule of Twang Club....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)