Diets and holidays are a stupid combination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yes
But I have a big day out on 30 sep and a top that I have to fit into, doom. All the feather boas in the world won't cover dreaded side bulge, so there can't be any.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

could you not just get a bigger sheet to wear, and carry on eating what you want?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hmmm
A king sized duvet cover maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

see, cut a hole in the top,
a couple of feet of stout rope for a belt, a nice necklace and away you go. Maybe even wear yor hair down to hide the neck rolls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)