Good morning, you bunch of inbred felching-addicted deep-throating used tampon munchers
According to this morning’s news, middle age now ‘begins at 55’. What elderly traits are you already displaying?

Alt: CQ made a very brief appearance here last night, before re-flouncing in record time. Why is he such a twat?

AltAlt: Has your dad’s syphilis cleared up yet?


BTW: Winchester bash details added to calendar: b3ta.com/calendar/event/24538
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:07, 180 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Today I am wearing tweed
Alt: I thought he was alright, but I missed his meltdown

Altalt: unfortunately for your mum, it has not

Marnin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I am a huge supporter of tweed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Moi aussi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

You've reminded me I have a tweed jacket which is ideal attire for autumn. Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Middle age will only begin at 55 when the average lifespan is over a hundred.
What aspect of the word 'middle' is confusing these fucking idiots?

Alt: I think there are several possible answers:
1) *something* happened to him on his round the world trip - something no man should have to deal with, and it flipped his mind.
2) *something* happened to him when he was a TV inventor in the 1980s - something no man should have to deal with, and it flipped his mind.
3) *something* happened to him when he fell off his bike like a kind of crazy Kevin-Keegan-on-Superstars/Wilf Lunn hybrid, and it flipped his mind.
4) *something* about being binned off his lid on Lithium has flipped his mind.
5) he just is one, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Altalt: No
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:30, Reply)

The context in this case for middle age is attitudinal rather than physical.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

In which case in some respects I will never reach middle age
and in others I've been in it for thirty years already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

you're a hideous old fruit.
Today's tie is powder blue, with pink and purple daisies as a pattern.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Unlucky.
Maybe you'll get a men's tie for Christmas so you can stop borrowing your mum's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

To be fair, there probably isn't a great selection of short elasticated ties.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Most of them have a primary school logo on them, I suppose:
not a good look in the office...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

You call him a fruit and then describe
the very tie Quentin Crisp was wearing on the shocking-for-all-concerned day that he realised he was the world's first bender?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

A liking for real ale and a preference for a quiet night
Alt: I don't think he's that bad.

AltAlt: I assume so.

Morning all
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

a liking for whisky
Alt- a mixture of learning difficulties, bad dress sense and shit taste in music. ICP are proper hip hop apparently.

Alt alt he died if prostate cancer two years ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

The fact that my penis won't work.
I never knew CQ, but if you all say he's a bending benderer, then who am i to disagree?

altalt: yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Morning 'Annie Lennox'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

morning Doctor Hook.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Morning 'Jamie Lee Curtis'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Haha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Grey hair and a worry about mortgages
Alt: CQ is fine by me.

AltAlt: Alas no, so you'll have to do him up the shitter again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

55 is only 2 1/2 years away for me - can't think of any middle age traits I'm displaying....
..other than a dislike for modern R&B, rap and Hip-Hop.
Alt - was it a flounce?
AltAlt: Cleared up years ago.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I am in cornwall
Where it is warm and sunny enough to be in the outdoor pool. Sitting there waiting for my friend to arrive. Friend 1 went home yesterday after the most amazing spa day, including a cliff top hot tub - beautiful. if anyone is looking for a holiday or a romantic break, let me know; cannot recommend it enough. How have I not used this house before; what a stubborn twat I am! Guess that answers the question.

Or i am on holiday and have not really been drunk yet. This could be a sign too.

Alt alt: no because you keep reinfecting him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

You must eat here whilst in Cornwall
www.couchspolperro.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

My dad said that place was fab
Unfortunately it's about an hour away, and I didn't hire a car, because my friend who arrives today has a baby - and the feckin car hire thieves wanted £90 for a baby seat. Fuck off!! But next time, it looks awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Been going for years, we had the seven course tasting menu when we were there a few weeks ago. Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

We walked to fifteen, that was great
But the food a this luxury spa place yesterday..... OH. MY. GOD. But after a fab 3 days off, I am back on the stupid water diet for the next few weeks, is going to be torture watching my friend tuck into pub grub :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Diets and holidays are a stupid combination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Yes
But I have a big day out on 30 sep and a top that I have to fit into, doom. All the feather boas in the world won't cover dreaded side bulge, so there can't be any.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

could you not just get a bigger sheet to wear, and carry on eating what you want?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hmmm
A king sized duvet cover maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

see, cut a hole in the top,
a couple of feet of stout rope for a belt, a nice necklace and away you go. Maybe even wear yor hair down to hide the neck rolls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Where are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Tiny little village right on the cliff quite near Newquay
The beaches are unbelievable. I haven't really been on holiday in England since I was v little and I just didn't know the beaches here are so stunning - massive sheets of sand and water. I guess in school holidays they are rammed, but it's v peaceful now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Newquay is such a shithole unfortunately. Which reminds me, where is Phillipjoe these days?
Gaz me the place yr staying please, always up for recommendations.*

* I cannot be responsible for any twitching bushes nearby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

His wife probably won't let him use his computer any more.
It was his birthday the other day.

These two remarks are unrelated.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

The Who'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Alt: Good old Foggsy.
In last night's reappearance he referred to timewasting as /OT's 'raisin de terre'. I, too, firmly believe that timewasting is /OT's dried grape of the earth and I defy anyone to convince me otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Oh is CQ foggsy? Why?
Never knew that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Really?
I dubbed him thus because of his Phileas Fogg moustache. I gave him the 'Wilf Lunn' alternative for the same reason. Or should I say 'raisin'..?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Ah I see
This piece of OT history passed me by
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

But if foggsy is CQ, it does go to prove that
There really are only about 3 posters here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Foggsy is a nickname, not an alt.
Keep up, woman.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Who said your name, candyman?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Are you there to pull the school leavers?

( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Yes
Sleazing around the young, that's what I do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I have noticed that about you. You want to be careful
Monty isn't a fan of nonces.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'm weird like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

You intolerant prick

( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Apparently this makes me 'petty'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

you know the problem with nonces monty?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

There's twenty of them!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

good god man,
i was going to say their problem is that they fuck kids, but it's all a joke to you isn't it? Why won't you take me seriously anymore? What's changed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I realise I've been making light of a serious issue.
It was inappropriate and I'm sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

You should try being more open-minded.
It's people like you're who're keeping child-sexing taboo. For shame.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I'm sorry. I'm just a bigot. I see that now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Monty loves me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

me COCK
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I certainly do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Combination of the lithium and the fumes from the wax for his stupid moustache.
The cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'm 36 and still feel like I'm playing around at being an adult
I think my mind will remain youthful but my body is seriously going to fuck me over. I'm having to visit the doctors far more than I'd like and seem to have at least two minor ailments on the go at any one time.

Alt: I've never had a problem with him, seems alright to me.

Altalt: I never knew my dad, I was raised by lesbians.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

are you montys brother?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Isn't that a John Mills film?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Also, huh?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

i don't know who john mills is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Yes you do. You would if you saw him.
He's referring to 'I Was Monty's Double' here I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Well, i haven't seen that film, so it was a bit lost on me really.
Imma google him, hang on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

yep,
i recognise that handsome cat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Toldja.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

His grandson is that prick from Kula Shaker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

you know what monty,
i think Kula Shaker can fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

They sure can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Hush

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Oh man, you're so 'into' film you named your commode 'Mark'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

see, now i get this one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Hahahahah this is POTD, brah. Pee Oh Tee Dee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I dunno man, has your syphilis cleared up yet?
I mean he can take all the antibiotics in the world but if you don't get help too it's just going to make him sick again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I stopped doing your dad after his anus prolapsed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

hey, it was your fault, you chose to fuck a geriatric.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Aside from week-long hangovers
and a host of minor ailments (syphilis, gonorrhea, Alzheimers' etc) I'm not doing too badly.

Alt: He's dodging all us terrible bullies because he can't handle the cuntishness without crying into his flowing, silvery moustache.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Sounds like you're actually sick, and not hungover.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Probably the cancer, then.
Psh. Typical.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Nothing a good hard round of chemo won't cure.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

hello prick. go eat some toast SIDEWAYS
wanker
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

oh GREAT. YOU'RE here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)

oh look, it's charlie chalk.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

right,
you two, both in the same sub thread, i found this yesterday, and i thought you would both enjoy it.
somafm.com/illstreet/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I for one am a HUGE fan
of 'playful exotica and vintage music of tomorrow'. It's my favourite kind of exotica by far.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

i'm gonna just have this on in the pub all day i reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

It's the soundtrack to two thousand and NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I'm at work, will listen to it later hun
xxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I don't mind CQ, there I said it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Aw c'mon, he's the one with the moustache or something!
You MUST remember.

/scotchlols
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I used to think that too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Show me where he touched you on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

A fondness for braces.
Alt: it's probably genetic. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

another kiddy fiddler.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

did you not flounce off cause the internet was mean to you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

bits of it, yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

srs bznz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Oh indeed, very much so. :)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

hope this helps
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Oh chompy, I've missed you most of all. /dorothy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I think that's one of the best google image search results in the world.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

it is pretty awesome, yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Oh look who's back.
Why didn't you answer my questions last night you cunt?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i like how you're bullying CQ for flouncing, when you're a flouncer yourself

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I had a PROPER flounce. For over a year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Really? Why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

+ utter cunt and prick
alright Q? good holiday?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Yes thanks Mumps, it was most refreshing.
How are things with you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

ooh
awkward
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

AMAZEBALLS!
as always.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Good times.
you were always my favourite.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

well yes, I am EVERYONE'S favourite.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I HATE YOU

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I can see why.
*stared pointedly at crotch*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah course you are mate.
*cuckoo gesture*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Does that gesture invole unzipping your trousers.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i don't really hate you
xxxxxx
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I wuv u too
xxxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

...says the flid who spammed /board with more tits than a UKIP convention
before flouncing off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

He was in Afbanistan for a week. That's not the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Getting someone to push you is no different to jumping.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

That's actually a fair observation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

i didn't do it on purpose, i was testing ingore 2.0

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

And how did that work out for you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

badly :(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

that wasn't me, b3th
ask a real mod. I posted one pic in reply to rob's thread, that's all
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

someone else ruined my experiement with their boobdown

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Then why are you sandboxed?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

what does that mean? have i been flagged up as a troublemaker?
i posted a boob pic in reply to rob's thread about the boob-poster and told off for being mean about p********p's g********d, that's probably enough
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

He's totally playpen is quentin, massivley slide.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i see/saw waht you did there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You're monkey bars mate, no question.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Barley?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Please, if you've got any spare, I'll make some more homebrew.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

There was a beer making link on Only Connect last night
and I thought of your homebrew.
Then I had a hot shower, because I felt dirty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah , that's usually why people have cold showers.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Well, it passed the Monty test
so you know you can always sell it to the tramps down the park...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hi CQ!
How's your bike/moustache/steam powered aeroglider?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Nakers! *running hug*
Good, trimmed and in the planning stages, in that order.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'm sure I should be working
but what am I supposed to be doing?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Going "TYPETYPETYPETYPETYPE" on your computer.
ALL DAY.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Well I tried that already, but it didn't take

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

have you tried looking at the clocks on the wall to see the time in mumbai, tokyo, paris and new york?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

We don't have those sort of clocks
Maybe I should request some. That'll burn a few minutes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Maybe you should make a box fort?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I don't have any boxes :(
GOD!! WHY DID I COME IN TODAY???
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

elastic band ball!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Office wank!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I don't have nearly enough elastic bands and there are too many people around for me to have a satisfactory wank
And it's too early to eat my lunch. Fuck.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I don't think TGB will take kindly to that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Posting in my great new thread?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

YOU'RE ON!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I'm shagging a pensioner.
Alt: because you created him.
AltAlt: Ugh.

BTW: still not going. Soz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)