and cavy beating someone to death larping.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

and monty being arrested for trying to take pics of prince phillip's tits.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

and amberl keeping dozer locked up in a sex dungeon so she can bugger him with a quassont.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

and gonz having sex with a real woman that he didn't need to pay or nothing.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

and sportscow winning university challenge

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

and baz not stealing something and actually doing something useful.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

and kroney passing the citizen test

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

oh fuck this, I can't be arsed.
shitting hell you cunts are fucking dull.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Woohoo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

shut it you smug cunt

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I may be many things but smug is not one of them sir
*slaps gloves round face*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

she said smugly

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

These are moobs, not boobs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

and what's that then? a fucking tiny clit?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

someone said i had moobs the other day
and i was like 'THEY'RE NOT MOOBS THEIR PECS ACTUALLY' and he was like 'yeah?' and i told him to punch them to prove they were muscle and he did

and they didn't wobble cos they are muscle, but it hurt, but i didn't cry
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

*spaffs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)