I tell you Mumps
If that cunt next door doesn't pack it in with the fucking hammering, I'm going to break him into tiny pieces, eat them, then poo them out in his front room.
HOW DOES IT TAKE FOUR MONTHS TO DECORATE A HOUSE???
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:33, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If he is only using a hammer, it could take a lot longer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Especially with the painting.
The circular bit won't hold much paint, so you'll get maybe three or four strikes before you have to dip it in the paint again.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It's driving me crazy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

start a decorating war
can you get a hardhat on over the two existing ones?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Mrs Hats has already said "We'll get our own back when we do the hall stairs and landing"
She's a vengeful woman.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

well a new runway is just going to piss all the other neighbours off too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Heavens to Murgatroyd

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

maybe he is trying to call for help,
he might be trapped under some fallen masonry, living on Plasterboard and Paint, using all his strength to try and signal for you to call an ambulance.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I'm surprised he can hear him, to be honest. Must be hammering hellish hard.
Pubs are usually detached.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

RRAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I'm no longer dignifying this with a response
I'm better than that, Windy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

and most wine bars are semi
-llon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

does he say "oooh betty" a lot and does his cat do a whoopsie on the carpet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

If he stopped with the hammering for five fucking minutes
he can say whatever the hell he likes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

perhaps he's killing a lot of polish prostitutes, not doing building work at all.
or he has hammers for hands and is only trying to make a cup of tea.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I don't think you're taking this seriously Mumps

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

he could be opening a very large bag of brazil nuts.
or an exceptionally large slab of toffee.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Or a MASSIVE peanut brittle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Cracknel?
I want to say cracknel
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

The girl from St Etienne?
Would.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Cor, me too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

ME FIRST!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)