I don;t really do anything manky with food
Although I do like messing around with strong flavours. For instance:
- Cheese, pesto and salami toasties
- Bit of cheddar with a drizzle of honey and a pinch of instant coffee
- Strawberry with balsamic vinegar and black pepper

Try it, or not. Up to you. What am I, your fucking mother?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do hope so, as I'm looking for a short-term* interest-free loan and you're usually OK to tap up.
If indeed you really are me ma.


*look in truth you won't get it back. Like the other ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

how else would you do strawberries?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

1) Get some strawberries
2) slice
3) Insert in mouth
4) Repeat
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

What do you do once you can no longer fit any more strawberries in?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

That's when the chewing starts
Remembering of course to swallow when the pieces are small enough
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Just thinking aloud here...
Would this work with other foods too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I'd say it's worth a try
Although be sure to consult manufacturers instructions beforehand
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Cool, thanks for the tips TH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

*fingers guns*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

can this also be done simultaneously with other orifaces?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

That's down to your own discretion
Just be safe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

WRONG

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

WELL LOOK AT JAMIE McFUCKING OLIVER HERE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

God, that was horrible
Let's never fight again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

hold me

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

fuck off coffee
you've ruined enough cakes, stay away from cheese
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Come on Glued, it's not coffee's fault

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)