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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm going to pick some more of my kale and some courgettes and have them with some pork chops
I may braise the pork chops in beer.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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13 years ago)
I used honey and homebrew cider to cook a pork joint the other day.
It was well nice.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08,
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I could use cider
but I only have a couple of cans of Scrumpy Jacks
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Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:09,
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Best drink them and get your wife to do the cooking.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10,
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Nah, she's a lazy bint
I do almost all the cooking in our gaffe.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11,
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Withold the cock until she bucks her ideas up.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18,
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I'm thinking the rape threat might be a better option.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19,
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You know that scene in F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Rachael can't plop out that baby so Russ makes her a curry and goes to have sex with her.
Well, yeah', THAT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:45,
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