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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Text her saying "no cock for you unless we get an indian takeaway on Sunday"
She'll probably even pay for it then.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Hey, good thinking
I am NOT flicking that bean until I've got a keema naan right in front of me
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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"Then I'm going to rub it on your minge until you orgasm."
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PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14,
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Ha, like I'd waste a perfectly good keema naan on that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14,
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noThreatening her with rape is likely to be much more effective.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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Want a curry? Drowing in debt?
You can't go wrong
with a good Rape Threat!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17,
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WeRapeAnyGash Converters
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22,
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WeRapeAnyArse.com.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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The gayday loans company.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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