I love a good shit kebab.
But unless I'm at Needoo, I never have starters at an Indian restaurant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is probably wise.
I can never finish the main if I do. I'm a proper failure at LOLfatting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

The good thing about a takeaway is that extra food is just lunch the next day!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I treat the poppadoms as starters.
Actually if we get takeaway from our local, they throw in tandoori chicken wings for free.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

To be honest this conversation is accademic if I'm not careful B will finish everything we order.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Is she a big fat bloater behind closed doors?
Does she run to the bathroom after every meal?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Just a greedy cow to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I've lost over a stone in the last week and a bit !
All my shirts that were slightly too tight are now slightly too baggy.

I'm gonna keep on going until I get some sex and/or can wear a shirt that isn't from BHS, George or Marks'n'Sparks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Well done dude, what are you doing to lose weight?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Acute flair up of chrones and a bad reaction to the steriods.
And all the fizzy pop I drink is going sugar-free, haven't had a 'V' since sunday where as before I would have like 1/4 my day's callories in that shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I want a Rubbican Lychee SOO BAD right now.
I have a sugar free Boost and sugar free Relentless but it just tastes of chemicals. I might pop a saxceeen in it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)