Anything else then?
I've a big glass of wine before bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have food.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Good man y'self.
Food is important, kids.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I've now moved on to shit Saturday night telly.
X Factor FTW.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I'm so bored I've tried to get back into my OKCupid account
But I can't remember the password so it's kicked me out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Haha sick burn
Cupid hates you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Never mind TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I NEED A SHAG!
I could go and buy myself one but it's not the right thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Why not go speed dating.
Or you don't like the sound of that, go dating when you are either stoned or smacked-up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:09, Reply)

So either buy a shag
or buy drugs?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Sounds like a plan for TD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

You'll have to tell him the secret of your immense sexual magnetism.
All I can advise him is to hang around bingo clubs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I'm far too good to be on my own for the rest of my life.
But I live in Bradford. Baked-bean coloured chavs and inbred no-lifes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

But you have the Hockney Museum!
That's almost like culture!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Have you been?
That is what Bradford should be.

That area is incredible but I sell flats there to the Leeds market.

EDIT - I want sex,not culture.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

My uncle used to live in Wakefield and work in Bradford.
I stayed with him one half term when I was at school. He took me to see the museum. It was cool.

In fact, I'm pretty sure his office was near the museum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

You should take a holiday TD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Club 18-30 stylee?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

18 - 44? I'd not really be interested in the lower end, mind.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I'd fucking love a holiday Jeff
Cambodia? You link it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Work going well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I set you up for a link there.
I'll do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyROvw6zbY
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:32, Reply)

First time I've seen that version.
Hellfire! Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Oh shit no.
Hi! I'm TD! Let me tell you all about the Apache Wars 1861-1893.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)