Good day. If only it were.
Monts, the curry was all well and good. What about the 7 bottles of wine?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:53, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Shloer isn't really wine you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

No hangover though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Tastes like watered down perfume though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Between two of you? Good work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

The Mrs was drinking but was more of a bit part.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Sainsbury's have a very good pinotage on offer at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Tesco have a NZ Pinot Gris on offer (yes, I realise that's a different colour but it's IMPORTANT)
I've never even fucking seen a NZ Pinot Gris in a supermarket, let alone one for less than £15. This is £6.

However, it could be piss for all I know, I was on the gin last night so didn't open one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

they do 2L bottles of coke for a couple of quid too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

That explains a lot.
I stood on the train platform and downed a litre of pineapple juice in one, and had a series of naps throughout the day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Shake any trees?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I aga-didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Bet you were wearing some black lace though. Deviant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I felt like Superman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)