I am going drinking on Friday with a good friend.
This may make my performance on Saturday, never stellar, positively mediocre. I'll be in dire need of that curry though, that's for sure.

Also, how do I get to this pub without going on any povvo carriages? I hate busses.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If you're worried about your Saturday post alcohol performance,
try Viagra.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Get a cab, you fucking flid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

DO I LOOK LIKE PRINCE PHILLIP TO GET BLOODY CHAUFFERED EVERYWHERE?

( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Then get on a bus and suck it up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

They never stop for him
because he's constantly flapping his arms they just assume (correctly) that he's a mental spaz.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

They think 'that French poof seems to be having an eppy. What a shame'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Claiming Kroney looks like he's having a seizure is an extremely unfair slur on epi's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah he wishes. Dream on, Gaston.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)