just once my lady waxer got the wax stuck somewhere neither of us wanted it to be
i could tell she was panicking, and eventually i was left with what can only be described as a werewolf bite.

i never went to that salon, ever ever again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*Drinks mind bleech*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

until you've had hot wax stuck to the most delicate part of your body
with a panicking sweating elderly asian lady tugging at it in vain for about an hour, you don't know what mind bleach is for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

you say that like you've never paid for such things.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

she had the nerve to say "i will only charge you for the leg wax"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I trust you had her horsewhipped.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Please make her stop, My delicate mind can't handle the images
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

imagine a vampire shark bite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

No stop please
That’s just cruel and unnecessary
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I don't get it.
I am way too innocent for this sort of talk.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

are you saying
you want pictures?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Words and Pictures

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)