Alt: old of course, what an odd question.
New houses can be as warm and dry as they fucking like but they're all shit. Don't get me started on my mother's foul home. It's as bent as she is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This one would do me
farmsandestatessearch.savills.co.uk/property-detail/329917/list
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

That's not to my taste at all, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I would change the decor, but the location, by the river, yes please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Is it the SL postcode?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Windsor Castle has an SL postcode, in fairness.
I'd live there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

More like it:
www.mynairn.com/2009/05/07/scottish-castle-for-sale.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I like the look of that, shame it's in Wick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Nice
Al should be pining for this for the name alone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Went to see this one at the weekend
Apart from the "mock Tudor" it is very nice

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24203967.html
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)

That is identical to the house I lived in after I was born.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

You lived in Whitley Bay?
How odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Eff that, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

At least she has nice new windows.

( wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Alright darlin'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Yeah alright ta.
Could have done with an extra hours sleep, but I'm covering reception for a few hours so it's all fine. Hows you?
( wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Very good ta. Made an excellent toad in the hole last night & drank a bottle of pinotage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Happy days.

( wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Eyyyyyyyy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)

LEAVE IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

What you going to do if I don't?
Stomp off and stand in the rain?
( wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)

YES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)