I dunno TH,
but i've ended up with 3 stitches in my head.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what happened WP?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Headbutted a shark to death!!*
*true story below
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking A.
Pelagic cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

what what what?
How?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Well, it was last night really,
the shelf where we stack all the glass trays gave way, and i took a large metal tray to the temple. Sort of patched myself up last night and carried on as it was too busy to go. Woke up this morning prety dizzy, so went off to the doctor after lunch, and he stitched me up and told me i was an idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Yikes
You clumsy prick. This is what happens when people from the 16th century try to use modern appliances.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah,
i just want to fit in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Verily

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Took a tray to the temple?
I'm sure the Sikhs there were immensely grateful. They fucking LOVE trays, those waqqqi sikhs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)