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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A twist on Swipe's idea of identifying the B3tan from their memes.
Insult someone with out naming them, see is they/we can guess who it's aimed at.

Alt, what is you favourite of your memes? what is your least favourite?

AltAlt: the memeless, are they worth even talking to or about?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:58, 201 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Fat Virgin

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
could be any of us.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
You might need to narrow this one down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
al!

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I like all of the memes on here
They can provide moments of comic genius from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Or how about a few of the greatest hits
Huge titted Tory
Senile old Bellend
Bummer
Terrible Racist
Spoilt Idiotic Dieter
Sister fucker
Huge Vagina
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)
You seem to have Monty on there at least twice?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I'm extremely important.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
*sigh*
r
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
*coughs*
a +e
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
see earlier reference to gonzism
I have yellow stickers that make me exempt form your judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I reserve the harshest judgement for those with the yellow stickers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
soooo....
freefair
monty
stunned
noel
MEMEMEMEMEME
bert
tgb
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
damn, think you're right on noel
wrong on freef though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
it was a joke
i was implying that freefair is a huge tit...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
ahh the old "it was a joke" defence eh?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
OK.
Amberl
Monty
Darth
Battred
Swipe
Bert
TGB

How do I score?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Just go to Camden Lock and ask around.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
*enclickens*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This isn't exactly a positive thread.
What happened, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)
well poistivity didn't get me far did it.
thanks for reminging me, I will add that to my meme list.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Don't forget to add your Gonzism.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
that's not a meme it's a fact
also my sig's full.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
It's ok, the spelling in your sig adequately covers it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
he's returned your vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Socially inept, shut-in with hygiene issues, hiding behind the anonymity of an online message board to pretend they are better than they are and disguise their failings in life.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
BUT THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT ME!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1738538
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
i just replied to your post in the otehr thread, i hope it clears things up
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1738586

malc is the son of joe's friend too, we don't jsut take on criminals as standard
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Thanks Q, most helpful and informative.
I thought you did have a policy of employing criminals though?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
kind of, again joe's fault
tristran was also a criminal, aged 18 or 19 he burned down an industrial building, he's 24 now and still paying off the damages by AoE

again, joe is friends with his father. i'm beginning to suspect joe is a liability, although he may jsut be a good samaritan
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Joe is just a big ol' softy.
You can't help but love the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
joe's fucking iron man
the guy eats nothing but shit and he's in better shape than anyone else here
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
that one about that guy who wears duck waders and jam while he's fucking children

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
quinten

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
poor Q,
actually, i can't think of the name of the person who i was specificlly referrig to as a prick in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I know the one you mean.
He's a wanker as well.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
That's him.
or A Vagabond, either one will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
>:(

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
you know I loves ya son.
but I associate you with that word, mostly because of your use of it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
prick

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
What's going on Windy?
How does it end?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I dunno TH,
but i've ended up with 3 stitches in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)
what happened WP?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Headbutted a shark to death!!*
*true story below
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Fucking A.
Pelagic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
what what what?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Well, it was last night really,
the shelf where we stack all the glass trays gave way, and i took a large metal tray to the temple. Sort of patched myself up last night and carried on as it was too busy to go. Woke up this morning prety dizzy, so went off to the doctor after lunch, and he stitched me up and told me i was an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Yikes
You clumsy prick. This is what happens when people from the 16th century try to use modern appliances.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah,
i just want to fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Verily

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Took a tray to the temple?
I'm sure the Sikhs there were immensely grateful. They fucking LOVE trays, those waqqqi sikhs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I hope Big Girl's Blouse has her Big Girl's Welly boots on
Morpeth is flooded again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I don't think she was planning on going out anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
She doesn't live in Morpeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
oh, never mind then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I couldn't get into Morpeth this morning to get to a meeting.
Good job I was planning to work from home anyway, as Rothbury then flooded not long afterwards and I would have been stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
DG lives near there though
Is he okay?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I guess so, unless he is posting from beyonfd the grave

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Woooooooooooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Ape I'm scared
I feel like there is a presence in this thread.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
*puts the willies up Al*
*waits for inevitable strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
That needs no strikethrough.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

*waits for inevitable strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah, I'm nowhere near the river, fortunately.
Mate of mine was evacuating this morning though, as a precautionary measure. I suspect his house might be fucked now, though. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
he should put it on stilits like those Brazilians

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
He's in a tricky situation since the last floods in 2008.
Was going to sell it and buy somewhere bigger, got flooded out, insurance shot through the roof, now can't sell it because it's in a flood risk area and the insurance is prohibitive for anyone interested in buying it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
It is rather damp up here today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Let's be honest, that's like saying Fred West was a bit naughty at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Waterproof trousers
Cock not doing that precum thing
Bent spastic
Turquoise quender midget
Napoleon syndrome
Wilf Lunn
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I can do that pre cum thing, look watch this
>_<
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
hmmm
no idea
can't remember
Nakers
you
you
me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Al
Mistaspakkaman
Nakers
Plumdozer
Battered
CQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
He's dark, with a dark brooding manner and dark dark thoughts. His dark soul is is dark pit of despairs and pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
rachelswipe!

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
80-day globe circumnavigation
paperclips
angry midget
leisure centre
bent spastic
musky anus
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)
there may be a lack of variation where I'm involved

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Bit like your posts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
or listening to you after a coke session

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Doesn't affect me like that ACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I beg to differ, "cutting" the first ten seconds of Tom Sawyer together doesn't exactly smack of inventivness

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
It's a DJ 'standard'.
Just because you don't understand about DJing classic breaks Al.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Oh christ almighty Montso,
we had the Electronic Dance Music Society from Brookes uni in last night. There was some piss poor DJing i can tell you.
Also, why is EVERYTHING these kids have Bass line driven?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Something to do with 'cunts'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I miss a good beat track,
it was horrific. I asked one of the guys if he had any psytrance, and he said yes. Then he played an infected mushroom song and i wanted to punch him in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
You should have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)
because they only understand shit Midlands bitter.

rofflcopter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Technically, and i mean technically in the way that QI uses the word, I work for Bass.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Just as long as you don't have to drink it, that's fine with me.
Technically I suppose I work for Alex Salmond. I still wouldn't piss on the cunt if he was on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I believe in Scotland the proper response to someone on being on fire is to punch them repeatedly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
See, I would happily piss on Alex Salmond if he was on fire
for the sole pleasure of being able to set the cunt alight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a plan
I can probably drink enough to ensure my piss is flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

posts chromosones
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)
technically i'm more fungus than man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

variation intelligence, common sense and decency
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
steady on localtwat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)
DOes th musky anus have short thighs too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
That's the chap

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
me
Chompy
battred
no idea
ape
happybara
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Leisure Centre is BrittasDozer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
ahh, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)



Shits in carrier bags
Gets stepped all the time
Wah Wah Wah my ex
7 pint luncher
Fat lawyer
Curly haired female with the patience of a saint
Doesn't own a helicopter after all
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I'm not in any of these yet Battered,
does this make me BGN?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Yours is 'looks like he's from the past'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I've got a modern digital watch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Course you have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
it says 03:25

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
It says 'hour of the cockerel' you effing liar

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Big Gay Nonce?
Yes it does. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
WHYYYYIIIIIOUGHTA!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Or. like myself, you're above such things

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
BIG BALD BOLLOCK BEARD!!
that's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I have never been so insulted

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Give me a minute I'm sure I can cap this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You....wouldn't....DARE

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Gonz
You
Not sure
Stunned
Swipe
Lusty
Q
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)
5/7. I have not included myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
The only other person I can think of who keeps getting stepped is Q.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Oh, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Rory

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Too slow fuckwit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
That one's DEFINITELY you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i secretly do own a helicopter

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
lego does not count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
foiled again

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
said the Fencer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
as he tripped on the trellis

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
wah wah is Kroney or Swipe or Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I think it's Monty, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
squawky chippy little wannabe lawyer
blogs and blobs all over the internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)
me?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
it could well be one of you
there are about 137, after all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
3 that i'm aware of

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
have you ever seen that horror movie
where a group of people get trapped in a motel during a storm and die in horrible ways

then it turns out they are all inside the head of a mental patient.

that's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
with that guy from gross point blank?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Joan Cusack

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Identity? that film was utter crap
all the people i talk about are real people i work with, but i'm well aware of my own unnormallness :(
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i cannot remember the name of it
i just remember one bit where an electric cable went mad and was hissing and spraying fire and sparks around like a massive electric spitting cobra. is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
i don't remember that bit
but doctor cox was in it and ray liotta, and in teh end it was the little boy all along
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Q is a shining example of this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Morbidly obese Warhammer playing nonce virgin with a neck beard and drug problem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)
monty

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Sounds like a combination of Bartleby, Chompy & Monty. Also known as 'Monpyby'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)
careful, psycho will go to the mods again if you keep this up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
NO BULLYING PSYCHOCHOMP, YOU HAVE 4 SECONDS TO COMPLY

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
it was ape, not me!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
WAS NOT!
MIIISSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
And you still wonder why he hates you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
you keep coming up as a song on "song pop"
and i keep getting it wrong. it's a shit song and i hates it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)
How can you get me wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
That's The Pretenders.
I'm good at this game.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Verey verey goowd

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
No you're not
It was The Auteurs.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I think you Auteur stop this now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Luke, it (p)haines me to use such bad puns

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)
JOKE
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My head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Trust me, it was well lol.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It's an intervention, i only have the best intentions at heart
To fix a problem you have to admit that you have one, ask Scarpe. Where is Scarpe?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Oddbins.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
hahahahaha
Proper office lol

poor scarpe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I unfriended him on FB
so he flounced from life.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I don't understand but I'll have a go
The one who borrowed someone else's syringe at a party and got caught
The marching barmaid one who shagged the pizza box guy
The old guy that likes custard
The one that keeps saying "Hey whitey! Where's your hat?"
The client-focused and down to earth one
The gay DJ from Derby
Slush puppy fizzy fucker
The stepdad who bitched about his stepson that one time and got right bitch-slapped on the board by his other half
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)
are you confusing b3ta with This Life again?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Oh shit, I am!
Well that's 'egg' on my face and no mistakin'!!!!111
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
are you confusing This Life with your sexual fantasies again?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Compulsive baker and future Mrs Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
monty

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
jamie oliver doesn't post on here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)
What do you call a professional chef that also acts?
JAMIE OLIVIER!

I made this joke up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Well done, it is hard to make up jokes in a language that's not your first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I'm just off to play in traffic as I lolled at this
See you later
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
+ e?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I've just got this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
durr, Joey.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i got it straightaway, you're now chief prick

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
That's KING Prick to you, you prick peon.
Bow to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)
You're worse than Louis the XIV and XVII rolled together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:04, Reply)
"Let them eat cock"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I didn't know Natalie Portman bakes.
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

a o
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Aberdeen gets 'the gush'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19716141
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I WAS JUST READING THIS
and thinking god, even their weather is disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Frothing at the McClopper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
it does look like TGB has had fit whilst orgasaming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
"The sea is acting like a washing machine," said Prof Christopher Todd, marine ecologist
Even the sea thinks they are filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
GODZILLA BUKKAKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Poor Mothra, she hates getting monster spunk in her antenae

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
"Spume".
It even sounds like a word for gash juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
That is one serious salty spurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
darth farted

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)
hahahaha!
Excellent

You get a gold medal for today's lols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)
"An incredible amount of wave action
left many with a messy clean-up operation. "

Whoever wrote that was clearly on a bet to see how many double entendres they could fit in....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

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