Impressionists are usually shit and unfunny.
There are no pleasant surprises, only the predictable mundanity of everyday life.
That is why we have stimulants, narcotics and other mood-altering chemicals.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rory Bremner and Rob Brydon are funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

according to the receipt i found a moment ago, in the back pocket of my trousers,
at exactly 01.06 i paid for a round of Bulleit Bourbons for 9 people, or possiblly 3 people having 3 each. I don't remember this, and now am worried what else i don't remember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

sopme French chick bought me jager last night, for the love of god why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

was it cold?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

You remember snogging me at the end of the night though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

i also have found a piece of paper with what i assume ar lyrics,
and a weblink
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You wrote me such achingly beautiful poetry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

So you weren't serious about us getting married then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

He's such a heart breaker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wouldn't say that Van Gogh was shit.
Unfunny though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

He was Post-Impressionist.
His gag about sending his ear to prostitutes was pretty lol though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's me told.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)