As true as this is,
I would be a terrible Manager if i wasn't there for the key shifts. Weekends, especially Saturdays where the upstairs bar is open, are tough to run in that place, and at the moment i haven't got a strong enough assistant to leave them all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

oooo ooooo ooooo sir *holds arm up with hand*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

you wear a tie,
you can't work for me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

and look damn fyne in it too!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

oh yes,
you absolutely look the business, but it's not my business sonny, so you're out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

"Glass of white wine or fruit-based drink for the lady?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I find it irritating that Al Murray is a genuinely intesting and clever man,
and yet that character is so fucking shit and rubbish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

His series on D-Day etc was excellent.
The pub landlord thing is like a modern Alfred Garnett, some people laugh at the jokes without realising how sad the character really is.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)