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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have sex with your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It worked for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)
What's all this?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
It'd better be because you fancy me
BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
It was.
It was just a way of getting close to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Well it worked, I won't lie
I'm wearing my Friday socks Monce....BUT IT'S NOT FRIDAY??!!??! What am I like, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Uh oh! Someone better issue a W.A.Q.Q.Q.Q.I. ALERT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)
OMG, and I'm wearing them on the wrong feet!!
So only the inside of my ankles know what day it is!

Oh Monty, I don't feel at all well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Lemsip and back to bed for you my dear friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I'm working from home today, so it's not so bad
Day on the couch, hot drinks, maybe a fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)
A what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)
YOU HEARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)
He worked on Why Don't You

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Ahhhh.....I seeeeee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)
*birds suddenly appear*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)
And me
And my Labrador
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)
I'm going to cut you a break
because you obviously have no idea who you're talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Just once though.
Next time *throat slitting motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Will you be whacking him with the shillelagh you keep under the bar?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
You realise that it's getting to the point
that even I can't tell us apart anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
That's good advice
Thanks Windy. You're the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)
she might enjoy it too,
you never know, maybe film it and watch it whenev you get the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You're right Windy
I COULD sell it on the internet. Thanks Windel!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I'll take twelve!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
The first 100 customers get a signed copy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)
can i have one that is just the close up of your face for the entire 25seconds?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I'll have to loop it
but sure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

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