I was an only child but we used to have student lodgers around the place
This led me to being a right pretentious twat of a child, trying to emulate those 'cool students'. One of them gave a Turkish pillbox hat thing, I thought I looked fucking awesome in that hat....*sigh*

Alt: Dunno. Fuckers are everywhere near me, eating their butteries, drinking Irn Bru and being all topless and pale at the first hint of sunshine. I say to them "Fucken' Jings Maw! Put some fuckin' claes oan ye scunner!"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

*googles Turkish pillbox hat*
*laughs at Bill Clay*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

There's a picture of me in it somewhere
I've got this red waistcoat on that I used to wear all the time. My supposed 'cool' is offset by the fact I'm wearing my big hairy bear-feet slippers.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

You massive cunt, Bill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Smeg off you smegging smegger

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)