I reckon if you could get flavoured tattoos, that would rock.
I could make it strawberry around the ankles, then up into banana, then some rasberry, then some lemon, all the way up to the weighst, where I'll provide the custard on request. Or if I had a bigger willy, instead of my entire leg, I could have my willy be like a FAB lolly. The trouble with having a normal sized willy is that the flavours will start to blend and I think it might get a bit dull on the pallet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

would be sexy in some situation
awkward in others , like when people decide to just have a quick taste.

WOuld be quite a cool way to pull though - 'lick my face! It tastes of strawberry!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)

I remember when Hyper Global Colour t-shirts came out and random kids would come up and put my shirt in their mouth without asking, to make it change colour.
Not entirely sure if i'd want the same thing to happen, only with women ovb, not kids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

they were great for making it more obvious when you sweated

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*glowed*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

"lick my strawberry, it tastes of face" may work better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:37, Reply)

*takes notes*
OK, will try and use that next time I'm out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Wait
You go out?

Dear God, what next? A letter to the Telegraph may be in order.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)

OK, fine
IF I go out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)