I don't have any tattoos
and I make negative assumptions about people I see with them.
It seems pointless to argue the relative merits of two different foods.
They both have their place and can be enjoyed in their own way.
Personally I find toast to be an acceptable breakfast food, whereas crumpets I think are better suited to an afternoon tea or perhaps late at night toasted on an open fire.
I don't think these views are particularly controversial or ground-breaking.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

but they are endorsed by Two Hats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

They are indeed.
It adds a certain gravitas to my words.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Crumpets. Official Two Hats official buttered material of choice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

crumpets bumholes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

t p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Crumpets, like bumholes have the potential to be great
but it's all in the preperation
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

And there is nothing quite like a well prepared bumhole

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)