Morning!
I've sent my favourite /ot poster a bunch of presents over the last couple of years. I'm yet to meet him, because he's a henpecked cowardly bender who isn't allowed out without his missus.

So, what have YOU done for ME lately?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i've called you a prick
you prick
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Morning, Q.
How are you today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

great thanks
how are you, my favourite mod?
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I'm as well as I'm going to get today.
Which is to say, shit. I want to go back to bed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

fuck off, moaner

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

yeah, a jumper made of your pubes.
stop stalking people you mental old bat.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

But he said he liked it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

you could have at least washed them first.
I had to point out it wasn't a snowflake pattern.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)