There are more important things to tell Metallica
Most notably "You still owe me twelve quid and an hour of my life for that ridiculously crap "St Anger" album I foolishly bought and listened to."

Or "You really should have stopped by now, you haven't written a decent song in twenty years"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I liked Death Magnetic

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

A lot of people did
I maintain that whilst it's decent by their recent standards, that's not saying much, and it's a pale imitation of the glory days. Plus, "Unforgiven III"? Seriously?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

It's better than part 2

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I did a hugely satisfying fart this morning that had more aural merit than part 2

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

As did I

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I know this is harsh - "Fuel" is a cracking song, for example
but that doesn't excuse the utter dross that accompanied it. Reload my itchy ballsack.

No really, go on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)