It helps if you make a reference to a poster's dead parent, ideally in a wanking context.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Exactly like /talk, then.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

i can't wait til your lesbimum is dead, that'll be an extra-specially sacrilicious wank

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

It occurred to me the other day that from a certain perspective I have 4 mums.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

and one of them's ted danson?
with hilarious consequences
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

At the last count, three of them are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

and steve guttenburg was a cartoonist/jew

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

how do you manage the other 2?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

'P-RACTICE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:56, Reply)

seriously though
we all know your mum's a lezzer, so her 'life partner' can be mum #2 but where the hell to you get mum's #3 and #4 from?

ETA: unless you dad is transsexual and has hooked up with another woman/tranny
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

or remarried twice
god you're thick sometimes CQ
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

amazed anyone would marry boyce senior once, lat alone 3 times.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)

i don't think you understand the concept of marrying three seperate people

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I don't thionk you understand the concept of FUCK YOU OK?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i don't thionk you understand

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)