It was Brian Jacks. I paid him £50 to do it.
There was an almighty stench outside mine for a week or so a while back. Couldn't find the source of it until I worked out that it was a patch of moss which was dead and brown - my Holmesian powers of deduction led me to conclude it was fox urine wot dun it.

Alt: I don't but I really need to as my gums are fucked. Thanks for asking, you weird flid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Your dental hygene is important to me xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:28, Reply)

It's nice to know you care.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:30, Reply)

We are all children of the same god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Apart from Muslims.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Difficult buggers
Have you heard Marcus Brigstock's 'Abahamic faiths' rant? It's rather lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I have not. He has his moments.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

This is one of them, it's on youtube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

That'll be the all the methadone that has fucked your gums.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Why would that make the moss outside my house smell?
I'm starting to wonder about you, sunshine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Because you had to wipe your arse with it after spending your last pennies on skaG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Nah that's what your kid's face is for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)