Spurious start to the Saville char ass

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm not watching it, I'm in bed ill

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmm

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:23, Reply)

I am recording it. Once I have finished this pint I will go home to watch it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)

I've got it on Stunned.
I'm expecting all the kids to have written in.

Dear Jim,

Please will you fix it for me to be properly nonced up.

Thanks,

Stunned
(Aged 8 and three quarters).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Length eight etc

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Hmm.
Jim was fond of the 'gentlemans wash'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:30, Reply)

It's all rubbish.
Could be true but they've got nothing. Not saying the women are lying but they all came back to his TOTP dressing room?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Just 'cos Jim didn't fix it for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Au contraire!
Haha - sex in a dressing room? *irony*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Did he give you a special badge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)

He stamped it good!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Nice!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Late 60's?
69?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Oooh.
We should start a Cluedo team. We'll walk it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Ad was 50% off at Dreams for bedroom furniture. What about dressing room furniture?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:44, Reply)

And if it breaks. I know a bloke (who is dead now) who can mend it.
He was called James.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:47, Reply)

I bet his tools weren't Blount

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Fiona (on the telly now) can't have aged well
If Jim nonced her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Petting.
Usual hand job! Tits AND fanny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Millimetres etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:31, Reply)

you'd know
You micropenis flid fucker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Hang on.
PD is 'ill' and Jim worked as a Porter at Leeds hospital.

I conclude that PD wants to be taken to the hospital and properly nonced up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:32, Reply)

This explains a great deal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, Reply)

ill in the Beastie Boys sense

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Like this..... YOU NONCE.
If I played guitar I’d be Jimmy Page/The girlies I like are underage,” sang the Beastie Boys on “The New Style.”
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Yes, exactly like that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)

And that's the way it is!
Hold on, that's not the Beastie Boys?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Run DMC were nonces.
Black nonces, the worst kind of all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Noncing from the hood!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Bloody hoodies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:50, Reply)