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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Jim'll Nonce It.
That'll be on the telly this evening, you gonna watch it?

Alt: Something about something else.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:51, 288 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)
He had a stable up bringing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:54, Reply)
He was a cunt horse.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Oct 2012, 7:35, Reply)
no
alt: Is it too late for another cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)
It's never too late for tes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:03, Reply)
tea it is, then
it's your fault if I don't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Oooh err Matron.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I considered watching it
But then decided I'd rather listen to music instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Cool story bro.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
You've already been nonce by Jim.
And you've got the badge to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I don't think I was his type.
'Ow biss, Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Good thanks.
Just looking at knitwear.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I saw a tank top that was so you, the other day. Had a matching hat. Sadly, no dreads.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Link!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:27, Reply)

That would mean mining all sorts of disgusting interwebby nonsense.Twas real, though. I'll have a look, but not hopeful. Anyway "link" in this part of the world is a type of sausage. Not to be combined with wool-based products, methinks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I've read that twice and I still don't understand a word.
I'm not reading it a third time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Like this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Top cardie action!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Tang'll jam it. *

* I doubt the veracity of this.*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Jeff! *waves*
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Alright Bob.
You given that kid back yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
He'll have dumped her body in a shallow grave by now, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Are you suggesting that Bob is too lazy to bother digging a proper grave?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I am you know.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hardly worth the effort, they'll find her eventually. You really want to get the job done and get out of there.
Alright Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)

grand thanks tangles, halfway through week 2/11 teaching in the ghetto. Just got into the swing of it really. How's tricks?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Is this the tough placement you get at some point during a PGCE to see if you really do want to actually be a teacher?
Tricks also good here. Had a naughty smoke this evening when the mrs popped round to her sister's, so quite contented right now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:49, Reply)

yup exactly, me too, I'm too bed!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Nope, Not until she cleans my car.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)
no
I feel wack and am in bed :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Oooh. You've got Saville-itus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I hope not

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:35, Reply)
The symptoms come and go.
Dr: So, PD are you feeling unwell all the time or does it come and go?
PD: Now (and) Then, Now (and) Then, Now (and) Then, Now (and) Then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)
More like I'll show the doctor three pairs photos of me- at ages 32, 17, 32, 8, 32 and 14.
Now, then, now, then, now, then.

or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is more plausible too.
I can imagine you doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Modelling, not modelling, modelling, not modelling, modelling, not modelling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
jeff
I am bored with everything, what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Evening boys and girls.
I didn't watch Jimmy's sordid story. Me and the big fella watched a couple more episodes of Game of Thrones instead. I'm getting right into it.

Alt: My head hurts. How is everybody else's head?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Jimmy hasn't been on yet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:56, Reply)
What time is it on?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Jimmy's sordid story isn't aired until 11.45 on stv. We can't take such vile filth in Scotland and require strict censorship.

I have, therefore, recorded it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:59, Reply)
It's not on till nearly midnight
and you've already recorded it?
Truly, you are a god.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Dinna bi feel. Ye kent fit I meant.

I have set the Murdoch machine to record.

Ony mair o' that kin' o' crap an' ye'll get a virtual black pudding gaz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Goanie no dae that

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Is he offering to send you a cockgaz?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)

OK, but black pudding is sold in slices here. Cock can be too but you need to order it. But you don't want that so I'll nae bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)
TATTIE SCONE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Fucks sake.
Am I the only English one left in here?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah, you're Welsh now though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Doesn't work that way
otherwise I'd be a sassenach.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)
You pretty much are, you're only putting it on tonight for the other Scotchers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Sssssh.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Yep.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mANx3L-N0yU
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I met Ed Tudor Pole once.
He was crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Were you on crystal Maze?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)
No, I was playing in a band that supported him at a gig.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Were you on crystal Meth?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I wasn't not on Crystal meth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Liar.
It was Billy Crystal you were on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Actually Billy Ocean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)
*Get outta my car*
And my dreams as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Oddly, in that video he looks remarkably like David Tennant.
Glad to hear he was more crackers than 'cock'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Oh he was a cock too
"Look. I've been in this business since the fucking 70s, now take the top end off my fucking voice!"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)
So over 40 years he managed one hit.
And was a Pistol by association.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I once read a furious letter from him to a music magazine who had described him as "Crystal Maze presenter Ed Tudor Pole"
Something along the lines of he'd spent more of his life doing his garden that he had presenting that, but they don't call him a gardener, so why not focus on his music?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I hope they replied with...
'We would have done Ed, but your garden is just as shit as your music, and we quite liked the Aztec zone.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:34, Reply)
What a colossal twat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Rowies rule ya bass.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Butteries are ace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)
butterflies are ace

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Agreed. But they don't taste nice with butter and jam on them.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)
See you Jimmy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahaha
Teacher gets beaten up by six year old
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)
listening to Gravediggaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I'm listening to your link now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:32, Reply)
good girl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Dozer.
Woss fink to this?

www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Simon+Carter+Rose+bud+long+sleeve+shirt/168202683,default,pd.html

They've got a sale on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I think there is not enough testosterone in teh world
to let a man carry off that shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I could get away with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Gravediggaz me niggaz
youtu.be/Nh-Nk3aV-yk
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Nice
But not the kind of thing I'd wear. I only wear shirts to work and I tend to either go for classic tailored fit with solid colour or a striking striped pattern. I'd struggle to find an appropriate tie to wear with that one.

It looks a bit Paul Smith Jeans as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
It looks a bit Noel fucking Edmonds.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
b3th
You are totes wrong here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, Reply)
i'm siding with you on this one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:41, Reply)
They won't listen, Cavy.
They never do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
*not listening*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I do like the Paul Smith shirts, and the Duchamp shirts as well.
The only issue I've got is the starting price is about £120 a time, which is more than I'm comfortable paying for a shirt - given it'll be one of those 'wear is occasionally' type things.

If money was no object however..
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:43, Reply)
That shirt looks so gay that it suits you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Evening honey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Hello darling. Alright?
I am having a quick couple of pints of Orchard on my way home from my course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
How is the course going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Tonight was very good. The first couple of weeks were a bit slow but I am now learning a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)
How long is it likely to take?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Another 6 weeks. Plus if I go to Poland* I can switch dates to complete it.
* Poland will most likely happen. May only be for 2-3 weeks if I have a permanent role to come back and start. Probably start out there in a couple of weeks time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Good luck learning the language.
It's fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:01, Reply)
All the work is in English and all the employees have to speak it. I can ask for a beer and a receipt in Polish so should be able to survive.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:05, Reply)
When you get there.
Open a shop on a dodgy estate selling out of date Pork Pies and HP Sauce.

That'll teach 'em. Teach 'em good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:10, Reply)

About thirty seconds, like every (inter) course he's involved in.

Hi, Battered, hope yer well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1747224
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
So Tangers you Jimmy Savile knobend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:42, Reply)
There have been no revelations about me yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
those Burial tracks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, Reply)
First one was better.
And I didn't know the sampled song.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Chuck Berry on Sky Arts!
I really regret passing up teh chance to see him live when he played Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I loved Chuck Berry when I was growing up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, Reply)
He's a bit 'saville' apparently
but I love his music.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Some of his lyrics suggest so.
"She's too cute to be a minute over 17"
But it was more acceptable then
I'm not so sure about Battered's claim, but I think he was done for setting up cameras in the Ladies in a bar he owned.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)
One rule for Beadle, one for Berry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I think atthe time
he was in his early twenties, and what he sang was considered teen rock.
Not quite so noncey as when a 70 year old sings it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Apparently he had a fetish for shitting in girls mouths.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Well, we all have to unwind somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:52, Reply)
And what better way than oral skat?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Rectal blow job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:06, Reply)
That's a lovely offer thanks. However I'm a bit tired at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)
TEASE!
WHERE'S DADDY'S SCRATCH?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
COO EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Hello, sweetie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Started your book yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:11, Reply)

"Once upon a time......""
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:15, Reply)
when are you in York?
You realise that I've only met about 4 people off B3ta ever, and everyone wants to know exactly how good looking I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:13, Reply)
TD said you were socially inept.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Coming from him that's REALLY bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
TD said that?
oh man
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Stunned is a hottie, you won't stand out next to him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Apart from the 2 foot height difference.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
He's 8 foot four?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Halve it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Yes. If you transpose the numbers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)
That is a whole 3 feet longer than the cock of a bloke called Billy.
Apparently, his cock was even longer than that, but a gardening accident meant he sliced some of it off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I don't like talking about that incident. I had to change my name afterwards and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Was it hoe related?
How's ur frdg mgnt?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)
The fridge magnet is tops!
YOU WANKER!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Stunned suggested I should have got Fem Fresh rather than lube for Rakky.
Care to comment?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:26, Reply)
You'd need to ask her.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Was it flavoured?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Fish flavored

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Just for the halibut.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Halibut o' that, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:43, Reply)
19th blud
Fackin iPad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)
aight bbz
Still booked in at the Swine?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Totes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I've been a few times
It's a bit hipster. Monty would lol at it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Right up their faggot alleys

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Spurious start to the Saville char ass

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:21, Reply)
I'm not watching it, I'm in bed ill

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmm

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:23, Reply)
I am recording it. Once I have finished this pint I will go home to watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I've got it on Stunned.
I'm expecting all the kids to have written in.

Dear Jim,

Please will you fix it for me to be properly nonced up.

Thanks,

Stunned
(Aged 8 and three quarters).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Length eight etc

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Hmm.
Jim was fond of the 'gentlemans wash'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:30, Reply)
It's all rubbish.
Could be true but they've got nothing. Not saying the women are lying but they all came back to his TOTP dressing room?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Just 'cos Jim didn't fix it for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Au contraire!
Haha - sex in a dressing room? *irony*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Did he give you a special badge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)
He stamped it good!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Late 60's?
69?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Oooh.
We should start a Cluedo team. We'll walk it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Ad was 50% off at Dreams for bedroom furniture. What about dressing room furniture?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:44, Reply)
And if it breaks. I know a bloke (who is dead now) who can mend it.
He was called James.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:47, Reply)
I bet his tools weren't Blount

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Fiona (on the telly now) can't have aged well
If Jim nonced her.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Petting.
Usual hand job! Tits AND fanny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Millimetres etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:31, Reply)
you'd know
You micropenis flid fucker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Hang on.
PD is 'ill' and Jim worked as a Porter at Leeds hospital.

I conclude that PD wants to be taken to the hospital and properly nonced up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This explains a great deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, Reply)
ill in the Beastie Boys sense

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Like this..... YOU NONCE.
If I played guitar I’d be Jimmy Page/The girlies I like are underage,” sang the Beastie Boys on “The New Style.”
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Yes, exactly like that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)
And that's the way it is!
Hold on, that's not the Beastie Boys?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Run DMC were nonces.
Black nonces, the worst kind of all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Noncing from the hood!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Bloody hoodies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Yay, finger in the anus allegation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:54, Reply)
He sounds like a tits and arse man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Wasn't concentrating?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:56, Reply)
MET GLITTER TOO!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:57, Reply)
He is starting to sound like a right wrong 'un.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I wish I was watching it :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Rather than being on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Here he is with Gary Glitter.
Sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Shit!
A sparkling defense of Gadd!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Jim is all about the PC World customer service.
Rather than about the poor kids who are being raped.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Yeah, he didn't do it in the public eye!
Sheesh. Arrested, yes. Would he stand trial? Q not asked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:05, Reply)
That's life!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Thanks Gavin!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Thanks Doc.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:08, Reply)
She was banging and then married to Desmond whatshisface.
He was a BBC dept head from like 73 to 80!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:08, Reply)
By the end of this week.
There will be hundreds of people coming out of the woodwork saying that Jim nonced them in the hope that they cop for a bit of compo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Prolly all orphans or abducted by ALIENS too!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:12, Reply)
They should get a special badge.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:13, Reply)
A cum flavored one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:15, Reply)
If you remember the programme he had a special chair with all sorts of cupboards in it.
Imagine what his bed version was like. Mr whippy ice cream, puppies, sweets, Barbie dolls.

Great recruitment tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Do peado's "recruit"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:26, Reply)
You tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:27, Reply)
Well, you have met a number of 'head' hunters recently....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:28, Reply)
It was a rhetorical zzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Circumstantial shite.
All old rumours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I can see what you're doing here.
You're worried in case next week they show 'Stunned'll Nonce Us'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:14, Reply)
It's the badges that worry me!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:17, Reply)
JIM NONCED ME FOR HIS SEXUAL GRATIFICATION!
For the benefit of his lawyers, he didn't in any way. This is an alleged comedy website.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:14, Reply)
After all of this excitment, I think I'll go for a tab.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:18, Reply)
Sounds like wearing a shell suit seems to aid 'rapid action'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:34, Reply)
You tell me. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:36, Reply)
I am making lots of notes
and wanking like a chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:37, Reply)
I like jim's tit AND arse stylee!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:39, Reply)
I need a sexy Saville haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:40, Reply)
Job done then!
I am drinking sambucca on my OWN!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:42, Reply)
I am too busy wanking to hold or consume a beverage.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:42, Reply)
No, your hands are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:50, Reply)
Why on earth did he forget the golden rule.
9 year olds are much less likely to say anything than 15 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:42, Reply)
Smaller vocab?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:43, Reply)
I'm going with "Opportunistic fantasists with shark-eyed lawyers smell dead man money".

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Oct 2012, 7:38, Reply)

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