Get an eighth of coke, two bottles of cognac and a quarter of weed.
Weekend'll be over before you know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't do drugs Mont's and still have to look after my son
The Brandy idea may work though. In the words of legolass CHEERS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

a smart choice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

If I was that smart would I post on here?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Or
two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen Amyls.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Sounds like a Hunter S Thompson shopping list

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

nose/point

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

*nods*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

You forgot the finest wines known to humanity

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Tell you what, Hunter, you keep the amyls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Beat you to it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)