Just use one of those Auschwitz 'pile of rotting bodies' pics.
Write 'you, any day soon' on it.

Unless of course you actually like this person, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i do actually like chy
she's a top bloke,a nd she's black so not sure about sending nazi things as she might take it as racism
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Ah ok,
best not send a picture of a whale being harpooned either then.

'YOU, one day soon, you fat, black blubber-insulated WHALE. PS happy birthday mate, offence!!! Q'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Political correctness, gone mad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

she's not fat, she's really nice :(

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

In which case just send the car accident pic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

no

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

OK what about a cat with a bow tie on?
I expect there's one in the newsletter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

brilliant!

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

You're a medical doctor, Q, answer me this:
My morning walk is estimated as 50 mins, but I do it in 30 because I bomb it. Would it be better for me to walk a bit slower and thus be exercising for longer, or does the fact that I am pushing myself harder mean this is better for me even though my exercise time is shorter?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

probably best to take it gently
if you over-exert yourself you'll be more likely to injure yourself, or get out of breath
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

i thought 'out of breath' was supposed to be a good thing, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)