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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Was it worse than 'boat rave' or whatever it was you were going on the Sunday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Both university boat crews using morrocan humous as lube?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I'd be scunnered on a boat rave
Once the pills kick in I like to go for a wander.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:43, Reply)

On the water?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:48, Reply)

kinda my point
naewhere to go for a wander and a blether
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:48, Reply)

How is the decorating coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Christ, you are bored.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm waiting for my spin cycle to finish so I can hang some washing up. Then I might have a beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

The spirit of rock n roll is alive.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Where did it all go wrong Tangles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Somewhere in the early 90s, I think.
We were all too busy having a good time to notice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

nearly there with the wallpaper stripping
Plasterer is round in 2 weeks, and the plumber's booked to come and remove the radiator. £50 quid all in for the removal and the replacement.

Deal.

And I'm DJing on the 26th.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Very easy to sort radiators yourself.
Drain the system. Cut the pipes. Lift old rad of hang new one on existing brackets reconnect pipes. Refill system. Bleed all rads in the house.

Piece of piss
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I'm shit at DIY and they would probably leak if I tried it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Battered's description doesn't sound as easy as paying someone 50 quid to do it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Exactly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Tbh. You are too short to reach to the top of the radiator.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Poofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:33, Reply)

These are not workman's hands.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Pressure fitting. No soldering just some PTFE tapes & two adjustables.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)

C'mon. Yer a handsome chap, surely someone will ask you to go "out the back for a chat."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Ha!
Ever been out and about on ecstasy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Yeah
Kissed a taxi driver.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Blimey.
I once turned down a threesome while on ecstasy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Yeah, but the other guys were ugly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Nah, just didn't fancy them.
They were ganting on it though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Some ethnic dialect going on here in this post.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 21:30, Reply)