Go and shit in your dead grandmother's cunt you dull wanker
Basingstoke might be a flea pit, but it doesn't deserve a prick like you as a resident.

I hate you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:53, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You're such a Captain Placid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Harsh words Al.
Alright?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

No, tired, stressed, busy and that fucker Boris Johnson keeps on convincing Kroney that he's funny and a nice guy.
I hate Kroney.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I almost voted Kroney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

You poor deluded fool.
Did you not pay any attention to my awesome campaign posters for Monty? He was clearly the best choice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Battered brain washed me into it, it's all his fault

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Bless thanks for that Batts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Em-Vee's zinging away again.
b3ta.com/questions/bestthingivebuilt/post1755759
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Hahahahhaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Oh dear poor Em-Vee
I bet he's glad Rory aint around to comment
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I love that man.
He's an endless source of amusement. I quite liked The Luggage's post the other day, too "er, guys, sorry, but why's he such a dick?"
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I wish someone had said it was because he was a virgin.


Or a Kroney.

I'm not sure which is worse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

definitely a kronely
at least virgins don't know what they're missing
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I missed once BUT NEVER AGAIN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

me too
bent my cock in half in the process
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Them chickens was upset I bet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)

You're in the same boat now, chief.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i'm only recently single
it's pretty raw so i'll remind you not to bully me about it, thank you very much
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I think the two of you should just get it over with and fuck.
Wearing robot costumes of course.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

+ you never let me join in 8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Monty should go as Optimus
Emvee will then obviously not be able to get a hard-on, what with Optimus not being in his top ten favourites. This would force him into the "taker" role which, as we all know, is definitely the gayer of the two.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)

nope taker doesnt have to maitain an erection,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

agreeing with Chompy on this one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)