I'd save both, I'm feeling warm-hearted and loving towards you all.
alt: No-one, you're all lovely
altalt: Probably a brain tumour.
altaltalt: Dinner tomorrow evening at a lovely country pub - courtesy of my GF. Sunday will be the usual mixture of beer and music (without anotherwanker who claims membership of twang club even though he's clearly too bent) then a roast dinner.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

anotherwanker may not be an official member of TC, but at least he stuck up for you when Em-vee was having a go on qotw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

That is true
But eventually Em-Vee has a go at everyone, he's like Al and AB. Anotherwanker claims to be a Coventrian - do we have any proof of this?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

aw might not be a Coventrian.
He is a mysterious character, alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

too bent for twang club?
that's quite the epitaph!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Twang club is populated entirely by heterosexual males...
...with no fashion sense. And beer bellies. There's lots of cardigans. There may be a hint of Hush Puppy about the place.

I'm not really selling this very well, am I?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)