if i only have ten seconds there, what's the fucking point?
i don't think you thought this through. it doesn't matter if it's the caribbean or chav-parc, if you only get ten seconds.

no lunch today. one of the secretaries has brought in more cakes and chocolates than you could shake a greedy sweaty stick at. and i am out tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

he meant you only have ten seconds to choose
why is everyone so thick today?
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i was deliberately misinterpreting the question
firstly, for the LOLZ. but secondly, that's what i spend my working life doing anyway. "i know it LOOKS like it says X, but when you apply the LAW, it actually says YZWSF".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

WTNA, AABAPC

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Worse than Nakers and something something something something Psychochomp?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

almost as bad as

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Of course.
Thanks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

that means you owe me £1M
but as the court won't apply a liquidated damages clause in all likelihood, i'll settle now for £500k. fork it over.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

i wouldn't even give you one

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

just remember that even pc's gf turned you down despite your gazzy best
that means you're WORSE than him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

this right here is totally out of order
she'd have jumped at the chance if i'd been holding a tenner

:(
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

i think you're supposed to stick it in their underwear
not your own
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

how else am imeant to keep my coins warm then, eh?

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

get a better coinpurse?
ok, grossed myself out now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)