I am very round.
I currently have the England match on telly, and the Scotland match on teh laptop. I also have alcohol and chocolate. Life - apart from aching ribs - is pretty good tonight.
You know, as long as I don't try to think beyond tomorrow morning.

How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I broke one rib and cracked another falling on to the edge of the bath whilst pissed. So for a change you have my sympathy, because knackered ribs fucking hurt.
Took four months to heal BTW.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Seriously, I went down like a sack of shit.
I don't think they're broken though. Possibly cracked, but I can breathe without any problems. The bruise is awesome though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)

What did you do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:05, Reply)

What battered said.
I slipped getting out of the bath, and landed really heavily right on my ribs.

I am a stupid fat spastic. WTN, indeed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Ouch.
You shouldn't have dropped the soap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I shouldn't have washed the fucking bath.
That's why it was so slippery.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Thought mine were only bruised at first, to the point I was lugging heavy stuff around the following morning
It was only two weeks afterwards when it still hurt I got them checked out. Ribs are painful for a long time, so get them checked.

Even if they do tell you to lose weight.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:09, Reply)

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)