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That thread seems dead.
Anyone around?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:50,
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Yep.
How are things? We all have stinking colds here, Mrs B went to bed at 7.30 with a tub of hummous and a Westwing box set, I am contemplating eating raw scotch bonnets to sweat it out. In the meantime, I am drinking pinotage, watching James Bond and playing pool on miniclip.
What are you up to?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:53,
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Your Doris has gone to bed with a tub of hummous....
If that isn't a 'come and get it' statement, then I don't know what is.
I'm shattered, so I'm watching the football. I might have a beer in a bit. Off 'up north' tomorrow with the Judy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:56,
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Try not to Punch her.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58,
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Trust me, the Mrs & I are both way too ill and gooey to go anywhere near each other. Can't even be bothered to fiddle with her norks.
Speaking of norks, Doris all good?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:59,
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Yeah, everything is good cheers.
If you've got the lurgy I had, it was the best part of 3 weeks before I'd finally shifted it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04,
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The annoying part is that I think I fucked up a job interview as a result of being a brain dead snot filled shattered idiot.
Extremely annoying.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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Surely if you were appreciably ill, they'd take that into consideration.
Especially if the interviewing panel were men. They understand the misery of manflu.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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No, they think he is a snot-nosed bender.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19,
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Or they might think....
'Hmm, we don't want someone who is always ill'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19,
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I am very round.
I currently have the England match on telly, and the Scotland match on teh laptop. I also have alcohol and chocolate. Life - apart from aching ribs - is pretty good tonight.
You know, as long as I don't try to think beyond tomorrow morning.
How's you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58,
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I broke one rib and cracked another falling on to the edge of the bath whilst pissed. So for a change you have my sympathy, because knackered ribs fucking hurt.
Took four months to heal BTW.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:01,
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Seriously, I went down like a sack of shit.
I don't think they're broken though. Possibly cracked, but I can breathe without any problems. The bruise is awesome though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04,
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What did you do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:05,
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What battered said.
I slipped getting out of the bath, and landed really heavily right on my ribs.
I am a stupid fat spastic. WTN, indeed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:11,
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Ouch.
You shouldn't have dropped the soap.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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I shouldn't have washed the fucking bath.
That's why it was so slippery.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:13,
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Thought mine were only bruised at first, to the point I was lugging heavy stuff around the following morning
It was only two weeks afterwards when it still hurt I got them checked out. Ribs are painful for a long time, so get them checked.
Even if they do tell you to lose weight.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:09,
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: (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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Yeah, I'm around too.
You alright Jeff? No pub tonight?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:06,
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Not this evening.
I've got the telly on, I might have a beer once I've got a few chores done.
It doesn't have to be pub night every night.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:07,
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Bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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bender sensible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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You make a valid point there b3th.
Still suffering, I see.
Alcohol will probably help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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Alcohol always helps.
Scarpe told me that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:13,
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Well it worked out splendidly for him...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15,
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He may not have told me that.
I may, in fact, be kidding for comedic purposes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15,
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It does though.
Look at poor scarpo, he spent his lunchtime at the fucking Florence Nightingale museum today.
I'd rather be pissed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:18,
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I'm not suggesting you have a problem or owt.
I'd go to the pub more, if I didn't have kids.
Predictably I have a nice beer and a record playing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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What record have you put on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:11,
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The Clarke-Boland Sextet, Music For the Small Hours.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15,
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Or 'the Dozer hours', as they are also known
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:18,
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Sounds great.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:20,
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Well, I say 'great' I mean 'fucking shit'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:20,
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It is fucking great.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:21,
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You spelled 'gay' wrong
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:21,
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'Jeffthedogfucker' is considered an acceptable spelling for 'gay'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:23,
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BUNCH OF CHEATING WELSH FANNIES
That is all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:23,
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CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I have just eaten a
WHOLE scotch bonnet chilli.
Including the seeds.
Holy fucking shit. Ah Ah Ah.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:36,
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Don't touch your cock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:37,
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I could melt glass, so NO WAY I shall be 'worshipping at my own alter',
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:41,
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Well, if the idea was to sweat it out, that should certainly work.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:43,
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hahaha
You mentalist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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I did this once when some friends thought I wouldn't know what it was.
So I ate it anyway, just to prove a point or summat.
It does make your eyes water a little, but I find you get a very pleasant sensation in your ears.
I may have also been quite stoned at the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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I've moved on to Summer Dawn by Sahib Shihab now.
He also played flute on that last record, fact fans.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:49,
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Have you heard 'A meeting at the river' by Ry Cooder?
mr b3th has a lot of his stuff on import. Really nice mellow evening music.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:52,
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can I reccomend Herb Alpert
and his wonderful tijuana brass?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 23:38,
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