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That thread seems dead.
Anyone around?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:50, 47 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Yep.
How are things? We all have stinking colds here, Mrs B went to bed at 7.30 with a tub of hummous and a Westwing box set, I am contemplating eating raw scotch bonnets to sweat it out. In the meantime, I am drinking pinotage, watching James Bond and playing pool on miniclip.

What are you up to?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Your Doris has gone to bed with a tub of hummous....
If that isn't a 'come and get it' statement, then I don't know what is.

I'm shattered, so I'm watching the football. I might have a beer in a bit. Off 'up north' tomorrow with the Judy.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Try not to Punch her.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Trust me, the Mrs & I are both way too ill and gooey to go anywhere near each other. Can't even be bothered to fiddle with her norks.
Speaking of norks, Doris all good?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Yeah, everything is good cheers.
If you've got the lurgy I had, it was the best part of 3 weeks before I'd finally shifted it.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)
The annoying part is that I think I fucked up a job interview as a result of being a brain dead snot filled shattered idiot.
Extremely annoying.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Surely if you were appreciably ill, they'd take that into consideration.
Especially if the interviewing panel were men. They understand the misery of manflu.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
No, they think he is a snot-nosed bender.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Or they might think....
'Hmm, we don't want someone who is always ill'
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I am very round.
I currently have the England match on telly, and the Scotland match on teh laptop. I also have alcohol and chocolate. Life - apart from aching ribs - is pretty good tonight.
You know, as long as I don't try to think beyond tomorrow morning.

How's you?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I broke one rib and cracked another falling on to the edge of the bath whilst pissed. So for a change you have my sympathy, because knackered ribs fucking hurt.
Took four months to heal BTW.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Seriously, I went down like a sack of shit.
I don't think they're broken though. Possibly cracked, but I can breathe without any problems. The bruise is awesome though.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)
What did you do?

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:05, Reply)
What battered said.
I slipped getting out of the bath, and landed really heavily right on my ribs.

I am a stupid fat spastic. WTN, indeed.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Ouch.
You shouldn't have dropped the soap.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I shouldn't have washed the fucking bath.
That's why it was so slippery.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Thought mine were only bruised at first, to the point I was lugging heavy stuff around the following morning
It was only two weeks afterwards when it still hurt I got them checked out. Ribs are painful for a long time, so get them checked.

Even if they do tell you to lose weight.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:09, Reply)
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(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Yeah, I'm around too.
You alright Jeff? No pub tonight?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Not this evening.
I've got the telly on, I might have a beer once I've got a few chores done.

It doesn't have to be pub night every night.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Bender.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

bender sensible.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
You make a valid point there b3th.
Still suffering, I see.
Alcohol will probably help.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Alcohol always helps.
Scarpe told me that.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Well it worked out splendidly for him...

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
He may not have told me that.
I may, in fact, be kidding for comedic purposes.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
It does though.
Look at poor scarpo, he spent his lunchtime at the fucking Florence Nightingale museum today.
I'd rather be pissed.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I'm not suggesting you have a problem or owt.
I'd go to the pub more, if I didn't have kids.
Predictably I have a nice beer and a record playing.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What record have you put on?

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)
The Clarke-Boland Sextet, Music For the Small Hours.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Or 'the Dozer hours', as they are also known

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Sounds great.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Well, I say 'great' I mean 'fucking shit'

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:20, Reply)
It is fucking great.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:21, Reply)
You spelled 'gay' wrong

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:21, Reply)
'Jeffthedogfucker' is considered an acceptable spelling for 'gay'

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:23, Reply)
BUNCH OF CHEATING WELSH FANNIES
That is all.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:23, Reply)
CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I have just eaten a WHOLE scotch bonnet chilli.

Including the seeds.

Holy fucking shit. Ah Ah Ah.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Don't touch your cock.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I could melt glass, so NO WAY I shall be 'worshipping at my own alter',

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Well, if the idea was to sweat it out, that should certainly work.

(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:43, Reply)
hahaha
You mentalist.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I did this once when some friends thought I wouldn't know what it was.
So I ate it anyway, just to prove a point or summat.
It does make your eyes water a little, but I find you get a very pleasant sensation in your ears.
I may have also been quite stoned at the time.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I've moved on to Summer Dawn by Sahib Shihab now.
He also played flute on that last record, fact fans.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1757464
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Have you heard 'A meeting at the river' by Ry Cooder?
mr b3th has a lot of his stuff on import. Really nice mellow evening music.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:52, Reply)
can I reccomend Herb Alpert
and his wonderful tijuana brass?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 23:38, Reply)

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